December 2010
24 posts
Tumblr sux. Go out and do something with your...
lolitabandita:
Is this directed at me because who needs a life when you’ve got internet.. zuhhhHHhhHh. I’m reverting back to hermit mode. Must..reuphoster..furniture…
Reupholster.
All I Need To Know
A lot of bridges I shouldn’t be so scared to burn A lot of lessons I shouldn’t be so scared to learn If I could lose the worst of me Hold on to what remains
And all I need to know is you treasure me And help me be the most that I can be And turn into the one last missing piece When it all comes down When it all comes down
A lot of people don’t seem to understand my point of...
BORN THIS WAY, BABY
“I used to get made fun of by these really awful, mean girls who didn’t think I...”
– Lady Gaga. (via tighterthanplastic)
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kedollarsignha
Me: http://hipsterrunoff.com/altreport/2010/12/nsfw-keha-releases-pix-her-vagina-getting-eaten-out-becomes-ultimate-slutwaver.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
ME: LOL THE WAY THIS POST IS WRITTEN.
She: VAJENGA PHOTO
She: LMFAO TRAVOLTA
Me: cum on to others as you would have them cum onto you
She: Will all of the slutwavers stop wearing clothes and just start wearing cum in 2k11?
Me: lady gaga already made a gangbang video and called it art
Me: ALE ALE JANDRO
Me: ALE ALE JANDRO
She: LOL YES
Me: vajenga.
Me: instead of taking wood out
Me: you put wood in
Me: and hopefully it doesn't collapse on your wood.
She: hopefully
Forever
Two simple places we wanted to go Two simple things you wanted to know Everything around, I could not see I wish I’d known how much you loved me
Oh, we could feel this way forever
I watched the sun ‘cause it touches you while you sleep You gave me something that I wanted to keep I see you smile like a little child And I hold you crying when it all goes wild
Oh, we could feel this...
Dream About Me
Babe, oh, dream about me Lie on the phone to me Tell me no truth if it is bad There’s enough in my life to make me so sad
Just dream about color fills our lives Just dream about someone else tonight
Babe, oh, dream about me On the phone, talking quietly I want to be yours, oh, won’t you be mine Against red skies for all time
So dream about us when we’re old Just dream about...
Me: why are we on this subject :-(
She: school > no money > braces > dreams > vag dream > battery acid
Me: *sob*
Me: why does it always end in vagina
She: this past sat
She: p. cute right but
She: he puts pussy on a pedestal
She: NOPE
She: he wouldn't have a one night stand
She: even if i begged
She: he got my number from our mutual friend
Me: PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
She: and i've been ignoring his texts since.
She: :|
She: only reason a pussy should be on a pedestal is for some awesome sex on a pedestal or so a guy can eat it out better
She: IMO
Happy birthday Mommy...
Happy birthday Mommy… Thank you for everything you’ve done for me. Your patience and understanding has held me up through this cold and lonely existence we live. Your heart kept me warm when my own has grown so cold. Through all the pain and hurt we’ve suffered in the early years, you still managed to keep a smile ready for me even when I know the world was on your shoulders....
A: ITS OK JUST GET HIGH OFF THE VICODON
Me: They didn't give me anything
Me: I wish I had a line of norco
A: What omg those heathens
A: STOP DOIN DRUGS
Me: wtf
Me: YOU MAKE NO SENSE
don't you just hate it...
goober925:
when someone steals a post from you on tumblr, reblogs it, and doesn’t credit you for reblogging it first?
i’m not up to my own standards with how slutty i am.
so disappointed in myself.
but that’s ok.
i’m still at the top of everyone’s to-do list.